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Nov 25, 2023
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The pastor pulled me aside, said my sinning is evil
If I jack off to the girl in the magazine that’s equal
To lying about my past, stick the needle in, it’s peaceful
My bitch and I just argued then fucked and made a sequel
It’s the fact that I don’t like you, no I fucking despise you
Imma grab the bullets, stick them in, then quietly surprise you
With the amount of blood filling the room, I’ll baptize you
Don’t worry about your bitch, I’ll make sure she’s crucified too
What a sad, sad story, bet you want some tears
What a sad, sad story, so you can win over your peers
What a tragedy, shit you’ve been through too much
Wish that I could really make myself give a fuck

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